Me: Emery, can you stay in bed tonight?
Emery: What if I need to tell you something?
Me: Put it in your memory bank.
Emery [starting to cry]: I don't have a memory bank, just a regular memory.
Emery (trying Taco Bell for the first time): I think that I want to try this again because I like this more than candy.
Tate (watching football): That guy is a butthead to the other guy.
Leigha: Why do you say that?
Tate: Because their helmets hit each other.
Emery: Are video games Tate's job?
Me: I would say it's more like his time-consuming hobby.
Emery: Speaking of hobby, I have a teacher named Robby
